Take political failure and part time JC Penny catalog model Rick Perry for example. In his recent ad (which I’ll only link to via Cracked’s superior version), the Texas Governor comes down hard on the gay community, citing their right to serve openly in the military as something wrong with our country. A desperate ad from a weak candidate frantically clawing at the Evangelical vote.

And the best thing about the ad? Rick Perry — defender of God and Country from the sins of gayness — seems to have slipped into Heath Ledger’s Brokeback Mountain jacket. Who’s to say why? Perhaps, he was getting dressed in a hurry, in the early morning darkness of a tent before taking his walk of shame to film this ad.

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God tells lots of sad stories, but sometimes, man, He is just too funny.