Advice A La Dan Savage
Here’s an ultravanilla one for you: It’s been about eight months since I was dumped, and every day I still think about the girl who broke my heart. I don’t speak to her and don’t want to. How do you get over a breakup? Tired Of Her Sometimes a cliché is all I’ve got: Time heals all wounds—time and, of course, fucking other people. Did you know that every ounce of another woman’s saliva that you swallow, TOH, shaves a week off the healing process? It’s a true and totally scientific fact. I distinctly remember reading it in the Science section of the New York Times this morning.
Hahaha, love it.
